Once upon a time there was a bored sorcerer. He lived in the land of Slavic myths and legends that was known to be the home for the most beautiful girls in the world, the Slavic ladies. Men traveled from far away lands to have a mere glimpse at their beauty, for their charm couldn’t be fathomed unless seen in person. And the sorcerer wanted to tap the most beautiful of them all, known in this tale as Grażynka.
Grażynka was the fairest of them all, beautiful yet dumb, but the sorcerer didn’t care about her mind at all since he too wasn’t so bright. However, the girl refused to accept sorcerer’s proposal and decided to marry Janusz because he possessed the most pimped horse carriage that no one in the kingdom could rival.
Once the sorcerer learned that the girl whom he wanted to tap got married, he was pissed. He shoot the magic out of his wand and cursed all the Slavic ladies for their insult with the curse of the foch.
The curse of the foch was a petrifying curse. Once a guy met the girl of his dreams, she would randomly and unexpectedly flip her shit on him and get angry for no particular reason. The state of such an affair was irreversible. The Slavic ladies started to accuse guys of things they didn’t do, or at least so they claimed. Worst of all, the Slavic ladies suddenly started to receive headaches once there was a time to share a bed for some magic time.
Once the curse of the foch was triggered, the woman was irreversibly subjected to it, she never returned back to normal, maintaining her foch at all times, 24/7, forever.
This state of affairs lasted for months. Guys couldn’t let it slide, although well-versed in self-pleasuring techniques, to bed with a lady was on entirely different scale of satisfaction to Janusz and his comrades.
And so they went on a journey to seek out and defeat the sorcerer, henceforth known as the master of blue balls.
Once they got to the sorcerer, the master of blue balls, they were surprised to see a lady throwing plates at him. It happened to occur during the fifth goblin kickball world cup so the sorcerer invited the heroes to watch the game together on his new 45-inches magic ball screen.
It turned out that the sorcerer, the master of blue balls, happened to be a reasonable fellow. He too was tired of the curse as his new bride kept on throwing plates at him. But sadly, the curse, once casted, couldn’t be reverted.
The only thing the sorcerer, the master of blue balls, could do was to soften the blow of the curse. Once, the Slavic goblin team lost the game, as they always do but it’s never their fault, the sorcerer, the master of blue balls, prepared the enchantment and reluctantly sacrificed his new 45-inches magic ball screen as the catalyst for the powerful spell. He could lift the curse of the foch for short periods of time after the men bribe them with gifts and soft words. But the shadow of the curse would forever hover over the poor men, making all the guys constantly on their toes; for you could never tell when the curse of the foch will strike again, and strike it always will…